1. Pick any number of your own characters.
2. Fill out the questions as your character would answer them. You as the creator may interject with little notes on your characters' answers, if you'd like.
3. Do not change any of the questions.
4. Tag some peoples!

I tag whoever gives a rats ass...


1. You're out at someplace to eat on a date you've been looking forward to for a while. Several tables over, someone starts bad-mouthing you, thinking that you can't hear. What do you do?

Steve: If say say another word, I'm going over there!

Earl: Check Please!

2. You receive a letter that states that someone you know has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Who do you hope it is? ("No one" doesn't count.)

Steve: Oh please for the love of God let it be my step-father!

Earl: Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Steve...

3. One morning, an eccentric traveling salesman shows up at your door. He claims to be selling something that will solve all of your problems or your greatest problems. What is he selling?

Steve: How can one sell money?

Earl: If only they made roommate remover...

4. A world-renowned fortune teller has predicted your untimely demise. She is rarely known to be incorrect in her readings. She states that you will die within a month. What is your reaction?

Steve: PARTY!!!

Earl: WHAT! That's is bullshit! You mean to tell me I wasted my whole life working a dead end job for nothing!? That's it! *grabs a shotgun* If I'm going I'm taking all of you with me!

5. You're at a bar with a group of your closest friends. You've had a bit to drink, but your pals think you are much more drunk than you actually are. - This gives you a chance to do something you would normally never do or say around them while you are "sober". What is it that you do or say?

Steve/Earl: I love you...

6. If you could go back into your past and either undo or *do* something you regret doing or never doing, what would it be?

Steve: I guess I kind of regret getting drunk with Terrance when I was younger... We made out...

Earl: I regret every woman I've been with. What do I keep doing wrong?

7. In this question, we assume your character has access to the internet. You meet someone in a chat room who you quickly fall head over heels for. You love spending every minute with them, they share almost all of your interests, and you easily consider them to be everything you've been looking for in a boyfriend/girlfriend. Upon meeting them in real life, they turn out to be ugly as sin. Does this change the way you feel about them and do you continue to pursue a relationship with them?

Steve: *shurgs* I've had plenty of one night stands.

Earl: I'd at least try to stay friends with them.

8. You have been accused of a serious crime that you have not committed. What do you do?

Steve: Meh, It ain't the first time, and I'm sure it wont be the last.

Earl: I'm getting the best lawyer I can find, cause this is bullshit!

9. You have the option of saving only one of two peoples' lives. Person A. is an acquaintance you've known for a few months. Person B. is a complete stranger, but offers you a million dollars if you choose to save their life. Who do you save?

Steve: Fuck money! Friends come first.

Earl: What Steve said.

10. You find yourself with a full day completely free of any work or worry. What do you spend it doing? (You're not limited to one thing.)

Steve: Ha! That's my everyday. I just chill, drink and watch the tube.

Earl: I have to keep busy, so I'll find work to do.

11. You owe someone a favor and to cash it in they have you babysit their baby for a full night. At 8PM the baby starts crying uncontrollably and shows no signs of stopping. What do you do?

Steve: Crap, uh... Peek-a-Boo?

Earl: *calls the owner* What do I do!?!?

12. You spend your entire life's savings on your dream home only to move in and find out that it is haunted by a very active and very malicious spirit. Not only does this ghost hate your guts, it likes to let you know that every once in a while. You have no money to move, and the house is near unsellable because of local rumors about the haunting. What do you do?

Steve: Ha! I have no life's savings, so no dream home for me...

Earl: I'm going to get the best lawyer I can find and sue the guy who sold it to me, cause he never mentioned it being haunted!

13. This one's for the men:
Two women of equal beauty and smokin' hottie hotness walk by on either side of you. One is brunette and the other blonde and both throw you a very inviting smile. Which chick turns your head?

Steve: *eyes the brunette*

Earl: *moves over to make room as they walk by*

14. For the ladies:
You're sitting at a bar and two different men want to buy you a drink. One of them is a pretty boy gentleman and the other a rugged badass. Both are equally hot. Who do you accept the drink from?

Steve: *is the rugged badass*

Earl: *is the pretty boy gentlemen*

15. If you were to ever have attended high school, you would have been voted Most Likely To what?

Steve: Get a date.

Earl: Succeed.

16. You are unaware of whether or not the person you love most dearly returns your feelings. How do you go about finding out?

Steve: Just come out and ask.

Earl: Just wait till they say something.

17. You have been granted access to a magic TV channel. (Pretend your character knows what a TV is.) This channel, for five minutes a day, allows you to watch any one person in the entire world doing whatever they're doing for that five minutes. Who is that TV channel tuned into?

Steve: ???

Earl: Rachael Ray

18. What holds the highest value in your life?

Steve: My way of life.

Earl: My family.